感謝同事司徒的提供，以下文字看得甚樂。
談朋友叫選股
訂婚叫建倉
結婚叫成交
生子叫配股
超生叫增發
感情不合叫套牢
白頭偕老叫做長線
一夜情叫T+0
自由戀愛是開放式基金
涉外婚姻是A B股並軌
網上征婚是吊籃頭
婚姻登記是新股申購
舉辦婚禮是新股上市
旅行結婚是境外上市
未婚先孕叫跳空高開
父母給錢是資產注入
離婚叫解套
吵架叫震蕩
分手叫割肉
失戀叫跌停
第三者叫黑馬
蜜月叫長陽線
分居叫停牌
再婚叫重組
複婚叫反彈
懷孕叫含權
分娩叫除權
餵養是填權
與老人住在一起叫整體上市
與老人分開住叫股權分置
外地人嫁娶上海人是借殼上市
兒女婚嫁了老人便是非流通股
請紅娘做媒便成了委託理財
包二奶是主營外收入
一家人和和睦睦叫基本面很好
把老婆逗樂叫技術面很好
欺侮老婆叫逼空
尋花問柳叫做多
山盟海誓叫股市泡沫
6 comments:
"把老婆逗樂叫技術面很好"有涉及性骚扰读者之嫌。我是大陆人，香港有线是收费电视，但我在互联网上竟然可以收看到重点新闻台和财经咨询台，有一次看你报道张建宗到天水围的事情。然后上网查找你的资料，就来到了这里。大陆其实对这个网志服务是封锁的，我是通过代理服务器上来的。
你家挺复杂的，你外婆先是从福建到印尼，然后生下你母亲，你母亲十几岁又到了北京，然后生下你，然后一家又移民香港。
福建--印尼--北京--香港，下一站。。。。。。（难道是下一站天后）？
我要补充
情投意合,叫捂牢
一见钟情,叫飙升
I know we’re supposed to be respectful of other cultures, but this is abhorrent to me: according to an email we got today, China has blocked LiveJournal to prevent bloggers from giving political commentary. We know this because the block coincides with the National People’s Congress meeting in Beijing - the site has been blocked since Friday, according to the connectivity testing site GreatFirewallofChina.org. LiveJournal says that 8,692 Chinese bloggers have been blocked.
In fact, GreatFirewallofChina reinforces just how much information Chinese people are being denied access to: Wikipedia, Digg, Google.com, CNN, Xanga and many more. Of course, this post won’t reach China, because the site says that Mashable.com is blocked, too (the site does claim to occasionally give false positives, however). Still, we can’t do any further harm by saying that these blocks are ridiculous.
LiveJournal has been blocked before, according to SixApart, and access might be restored after the Congress meeting is over. But the consensus seems to be that China’s censorship is getting much worse over time, not better.
對，在國內很多網頁都不能收看。
大約兩年前，google blogger仍可以看，最近卻上不了，應是被封了。
有在香港的內地演員告訴我，他會開兩個網誌，一個繁體字，一個新浪網，一稿兩投，十分方便。
上有政策，下有對策。
張小姐:
妳睇完陳大文個Blog,就知何謂真正內地的股市情人用語(勁18+)~~~~~~:P
Daniel.
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